It was a dark and stormy night. I was huddled up with my computer for the warmth and light it offered me. Suddenly a peculiar feeling came over me. Before I knew what I was doing, I had a tumblr.
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names